I was driving in the van the other day when Brooklyn yelled from the back, "Mom I think Ellie wiped a booger on the window." I started reprimanding Ellie before I had even turned around to survey the damage. I don't know if Brooklyn has ever really seen boogers that size, but what she actually saw was a silver dollar sized bird turd on the outside of the glass.
On another occasion...
Me: Ellie, don't put the marker in you mouth, its yucky.
Brooklyn: Yeah Ellie, it will make your mouth blue, and your tinkle blue and you poo poo blue too.